The Spinning Mule

Breaking News

Study: All Breakthroughs Preceded By Measured Request To 'Say That Again'

Remorseful Hedonist Indulges Guilty Pleasure

Doughboy Pressed To Find Nice Doughgirl

Man Just Has To Sit For A Sec

Lard-Ass Compels Mockery After Slow Fall In Front Of Bullies

Economist Cites His Erectile Dysfunction As Recession Indicator

New Species Discovered Deep In Amazon Fulfillment Center

Girlfriend Frequenting Gazebo To Stare Longingly At Stars

Orphanage Fire Forces Foundlings Back To Loving Homes

Old Bag Kicks Can Down The Road Instead Of Bucket

Man's Work Associate Dale Tapped For Open Seat In Friend Group

Coach Walks Fine Line Between Termination And Actually Winning A Fucking Game

Dad Would Have Kicked Son's Ass In High School

Schrödinger Arrested For Animal Cruelty

Family Brushes Off Mom's Vile Rumor-Mongering

UK Parliament Votes To 'Wazzle Up The Gubbins' Or Something

Bomb's Self Destruct Button Questioned

Clicking Sound Starts Ten Minutes Into Five Hour Drive

Hero Shoots Rascals Running Through Halls At 2AM

Millennial's Favorite Songs Now Soundtrack To Commercial Break

News

Rise In Crime Attributed To Lack Of Meddling Kids

During a press conference held at City Hall, Mayor Flowers addressed the recent crime spree which left two abandoned theme...

The Sexual Predator Decides Where To Take His Talents For Depravity